the members of an orchestra

  • violins I: we're the superstars fuck everyone else its all about us
  • violins II: why do we always get the boring parts
  • flutes: we're so lonely
  • piccolo: lol fk your ears
  • french horns: and im not even french hONHONHON BAGUETTE
  • oboes: IM SORRY I TUNED BEFORE I SWEar
  • violas: evERYONE ALWAYS FKUCING FRORGETS ABOUT US
  • trumpets: wats 'p'
  • trombones: wats quiet
  • cellos: im either boring af or exciting af and there is no in between
  • bassoons: im so posh but i really just honk like a truck
  • clarinet: *squeaks*
  • timpani: EVERYONE LOVES ME BOM BOM BOM BOM BOM BOM BOM
  • bass clarinet: lol where am i
  • tuba: *waits for a wagner piece to do something exciting*
  • harp: im just a more sophisticated piano
  • piano: FUCK YOU HARP I GET CONCERTOS WRITTEN FOR ME SCREW EVERYTHING WHO NEEDS AN ORCHESTRA WHEN YOU CAN PLAY EVERYTHING ON ME IM THE STAR OF EVERYTIHNG
  • english horn: im literally only useful for dvorak's 9th like what am even i doing here
  • basses: semibreves, tied to a semibreve, tied to a minim, tied to a crotchet, oh wait a quaver wow exciting ok back to semibreves
  • cornets: trumpet wannabe
  • cymbals: BOOM CRASH CRASH CRASH CRASH IM SRO HAPYP CRASH CRAHS
  • xylophones: am i meant to be here?
  • triangles:
  • bass drum: MY TIME TO SHINE FUCK YOU ALL
dragonturgy:

lilysinthefall:


A UFO caught on tape!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

get out

Kneeslapper.

dragonturgy:

lilysinthefall:

A UFO caught on tape!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

get out

Kneeslapper.

(Source: asapscience)

Sunset on the Chesapeake bay bridge tunnel

Sunset on the Chesapeake bay bridge tunnel

The artist in the house takes decent pictures :)

The artist in the house takes decent pictures :)

"Never be afraid to apologize to your child. If you lose your temper and say something in anger that wasn’t meant to be said, apologize. Children need to know that adults can admit when they are wrong."

American Humane Society (via maninsun)

This is so, so important.

(via foundbysara)

(via dragonturgy)

t0morrowcomest0day:


I don’t care who the fuck you are, or what you’re doing. You can take 3 seconds to reblog this.

I miss you..

t0morrowcomest0day:

I don’t care who the fuck you are, or what you’re doing. You can take 3 seconds to reblog this.

I miss you..

(Source: hotbandimaginesandsmut, via melimelrockswell1204)

whyusosirius:

thesirjordan:

Julie Andrews on how she got the part in Mary Poppins.

WE’LL WAIT

when walt fucking disney waits for you then you are the absolute queen of everything

For my mom who loves this movie

(Source: lejazzhot, via morsly)

maksylmyheart:

Finally, it’s here. I’ll explain the delay at the bottom. I hope it’s worth the wait. Feedback is appreciated.

His Touch - Meryl can’t sleep while traveling for SOI

Ch 1 - Ch 2 - Ch 3 - Ch4 - Ch5 - Ch6 - Ch7 - Ch8

His Touch Chapter 9 - SMUT…

Excellent

#swings #buschgardens

#swings #buschgardens

Over excited. #buschgardens

Tags: buschgardens