meryldavisisperfection:

Now that I’ve started, I can’t stop. Another edit I made. Still getting the hang of this and trying out different things :)

meryldavisisperfection:

Now that I’ve started, I can’t stop. Another edit I made. Still getting the hang of this and trying out different things :)

Seriously. 97 tomorrow?????  #toohot #neednewac

Seriously. 97 tomorrow????? #toohot #neednewac

Nellie likes the a/c that is downstairs. The dog won’t let her on the first floor so she hangs on the landing. #sillycat #nellie

Nellie likes the a/c that is downstairs. The dog won’t let her on the first floor so she hangs on the landing. #sillycat #nellie

Elmo #buschgardens

Elmo #buschgardens

Tags: buschgardens

Coolest shirt ever #buschgardens

Coolest shirt ever #buschgardens

Tags: buschgardens

#magic #genie #robinwilliams  one of the best performances ever. Thank you for a wonderful one.

#magic #genie #robinwilliams one of the best performances ever. Thank you for a wonderful one.

#aladdin #genius #robinwilliams. Captures their attention. Wait until Genie shows up

#aladdin #genius #robinwilliams. Captures their attention. Wait until Genie shows up

#rnrvb #bling one weekend race down. Next week #spartanrace

#rnrvb #bling one weekend race down. Next week #spartanrace

the members of an orchestra

  • violins I: we're the superstars fuck everyone else its all about us
  • violins II: why do we always get the boring parts
  • flutes: we're so lonely
  • piccolo: lol fk your ears
  • french horns: and im not even french hONHONHON BAGUETTE
  • oboes: IM SORRY I TUNED BEFORE I SWEar
  • violas: evERYONE ALWAYS FKUCING FRORGETS ABOUT US
  • trumpets: wats 'p'
  • trombones: wats quiet
  • cellos: im either boring af or exciting af and there is no in between
  • bassoons: im so posh but i really just honk like a truck
  • clarinet: *squeaks*
  • timpani: EVERYONE LOVES ME BOM BOM BOM BOM BOM BOM BOM
  • bass clarinet: lol where am i
  • tuba: *waits for a wagner piece to do something exciting*
  • harp: im just a more sophisticated piano
  • piano: FUCK YOU HARP I GET CONCERTOS WRITTEN FOR ME SCREW EVERYTHING WHO NEEDS AN ORCHESTRA WHEN YOU CAN PLAY EVERYTHING ON ME IM THE STAR OF EVERYTIHNG
  • english horn: im literally only useful for dvorak's 9th like what am even i doing here
  • basses: semibreves, tied to a semibreve, tied to a minim, tied to a crotchet, oh wait a quaver wow exciting ok back to semibreves
  • cornets: trumpet wannabe
  • cymbals: BOOM CRASH CRASH CRASH CRASH IM SRO HAPYP CRASH CRAHS
  • xylophones: am i meant to be here?
  • triangles:
  • bass drum: MY TIME TO SHINE FUCK YOU ALL
dragonturgy:

lilysinthefall:


A UFO caught on tape!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

get out

Kneeslapper.

dragonturgy:

lilysinthefall:

A UFO caught on tape!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

get out

Kneeslapper.

(Source: asapscience)